aside from the part where it's only shipped because gamtav it doesn't make sense that the summoner keeps going out of his way to obnoxiously and intrusively hateflirt with ghb so much

i know all we know about summoner is that he killed mindfang really but someone who's spent most of their life leading a rebellion and being on the run doesn't really strike me as the longwinded type you know? he's not preachy like the sufferer he's just there to kick ass with pyralspite and take names and party like it's 1999, not invade every last memo with ghb just to reinforce how much they ~~hate~~ each other in a totally platonic way you guys <3<

basically it's not the ship itself it's just the way summoner keeps seemingly forcing it to the forefront of the game and also just sounds strange overall