Given the distinctly unequal standards posed by the majority of Roleplayers on DreamWidth, LiveJournal and other related sites, I have detailed here a very cut-and-dry explanation of my character's strengths and weaknesses. This is to make things easier for those who are unable to discern such things through the previous entries.

So if we really want to play with the magical blue monkey, we have to read through a decade of backposts, or we're not worthy? Oh honey.