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I am going to delete all the dumb, aspergers worthy discussion threads.

this is not the place for talking about butts and farts and shrimp. take that to your plurk or rpanons.

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MIKE

[(Anonymous)]

Re: MIKE

[(Anonymous)]

Since I am worried about those poor anons who keep saying he's probably a nice guy with some grudge wankers, can someone provide proof of anything? Aside from this:
http://love-hotel-ooc.dreamwidth.org/286.html?thread=3870#cmt3870

Seriously, it has to be out there. I've seen it myself, I just didn't cap it because I didn't know he deletes everything he does every two months at the time.

Re: MIKE

[(Anonymous)]

I never played a female character off of him and was only in a game with him for maybe three months, but any Johnny journal makes my breath hitch for a few seconds.

Does that count as "no he's not a good guy"?

Re: MIKE

[(Anonymous)]

It does show how incredibly slimy he is, (I am in the same scenario with Akira) but sadly it is not proof.

Re: MIKE

[(Anonymous)]

Okay, so.

Mike can't be IC to save his life. I don't know Guilty Gear, but Johnny wasn't even IC by his app standards. He talked about being a proper gentleman all the time, but if any guy in game called him out on being a tool, he'd immediately jump to threatening violence because I guess Mike wanted Johnny to be the alpha male always and forever. If you called him out on this, he just stopped IMing (maybe not if you played a female).

He used to link poorly shoop'd porn of underage/barely of age characters from all sorts of anime, even when asked to stop. He would say shit like "Why? It's not remotely brain-breaking" and if you said anything like "BECAUSE I DON'T CARE ABOUT SEEING A GIANT COCK WITH OOZE ON A SHITTILY DRAWN PICTURE OF YOUR ANIMANGU FETISH GIRL OF THE WEEK" he'd act like you were a prude or some shit. But even if he said he wouldn't do it anymore, he'd do it again in a few days.

Oh, and I would run across threads with his Akira in TLH every now and then and he always described his dick as so big that no woman's hand could make her thumb and forefinger touch BECAUSE DAMN BIG DICK

I think the point where I just ignored him forever was some TLH event where your character really wanted to get pregnant/make people pregnant and since Akira's the last of his breed or whatever he made an open post standing outside his room and asking for help with something and as soon as a girl worked in Akira was raping the shit out of them.

Also, during that event, Akira replied to almost every girl under it, one who was some like 16 year-old cute innocent girl and Akira was running up the hallway, chasing her like she forgot her purse and he was giving it back or something.

There's a reason I never made open posts with female characters there. That's all I got, anon.

Re: MIKE

[(Anonymous)]

yeah he tends to delete but all you have to do is go to some comm he used to be a part of, find an attractive female character and he'll probably be in the comments creeping on her

Re: MIKE

[(Anonymous)]

http://i44.tinypic.com/w1phk6.jpg

Re: MIKE

[(Anonymous)]

i lose my shit every time i see this chart

it's so beautiful and so, so accurate

Re: MIKE

[(Anonymous)]

If you play a lesbian, be prepared for
-insisting that your character cannot be gay
-insisting that your character would be straight in canon
-insisting that lesbians are sluts
-at the same time insisting that lesbian sex is empty and that you need his 8 inch cock to be happy. He blurs the IC/OOC line here.

If you play a bisexual, be prepared for
-insisting that bisexuals probably prefer men
-insisting that this means your character should be fucking his character

If he realizes you are a lesbian, be prepared for
-harder insisting that lesbians are bi inside
-harder insisting that he would make you happier than empty sex with women
-an increased amount of lesbians are sluts/manhating cunts/perverts in his tags
-him deleting everything if you mention this as being fucked up

This is Mike. Mike is an all around nice guy, until you a)disagree that your female character fucks his awesome dude, or b)aren't straight.

Re: MIKE

[(Anonymous)]

[Citation needed]

Re: MIKE

[(Anonymous)]

He goes for certain types of male characters too.

Re: MIKE

[(Anonymous)]

Traps? And does he ever bother male players?

Re: MIKE

[(Anonymous)]

Not just traps.

And that I don't know. I know I didn't have any OOC contact with him when he was threading with my male character.

+1

[(Anonymous)]

I didn't get creep vibes but maybe that was because he was playing Greed back then. And I was brand-new to RP.

[(Anonymous)]

Mostly I got...man he's a shitty RPer who's not giving me much to work with in his tags.

Re: MIKE

[(Anonymous)]

He hardcore ships Johnny with Testament (which is a pretty popular ship, so it's not out of nowhere) and played it out while in Discedo. Testament was played by a male player there.

It's less about Testament being male and more about him looking exceptionally feminine, and Mike has a futanari fetish.

Re: MIKE

[(Anonymous)]

I just have a hard time believing that he's been so terrible for so long, and nobody has a single screencap of evidence to prove that he's a misogynist or a homophobe or any of the other things he's accused of.

Re: MIKE

[(Anonymous)]

It's an unfortunate situation, to be sure. But DW doesn't delete your comments when you delete your journals, so give it a little bit and I'm sure he'll finally be completely revealed.

And a lot of it is that it's done in private, via PMs or IMs and people don't want to reveal who they are. Probably because Mike harasses people relentlessly at the best of times, so they don't want to put up with him as an enemy.

Re: MIKE

[(Anonymous)]

That's because you're using SJ buzzwords and overlooking what everyone's really calling him: An info/godmodder, a creeper, and a dumbass. Those aren't synonymous with misogyny or homophobia.

Also what other anon said. His avenues of attack are more often person-to-person than in general. And his in-general fuck ups HAVE been caught, capped, and shared far back as LJ anoncomm. Just that I don't particularly feel like digging through all of that for one or two links.

Search pastebin or something and you might get lucky.

Re: MIKE

[(Anonymous)]

That's because you're using SJ buzzwords and overlooking what everyone's really calling him: An info/godmodder, a creeper, and a dumbass. Those aren't synonymous with misogyny or homophobia.

are you genuinely that fucking stupid?

da

[(Anonymous)]

You're making the accusations. It's on you to provide the proof.

Re: MIKE

[(Anonymous)]

Just reminded of the horrible Johnny threads at TLH from way back then (before the move to DW), including the ones where he rapes Alto and later tries to guilt-trip his victim into forgiving him by slitting his own chest.

God, I wish I were kidding.

Re: MIKE

[(Anonymous)]

LMAO WAS THAT THE THREAD WHERE JOHNNY WAS LIKE, A FRAT BOY?

Re: MIKE

[(Anonymous)]

HAHA YEAH, THAT'S THE ONE!

Re: MIKE

[(Anonymous)]

http://youtu.be/PpOmTDON-e4