The Eighth

[anticirclejerk]

RP HATE MEME

Go nuts. Namedrop, rant, rave, and wank up a storm.

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I am going to delete all the dumb, aspergers worthy discussion threads.

this is not the place for talking about butts and farts and shrimp. take that to your plurk or rpanons.

"No kidding. This breach of privacy can be argued on the fact that the people posting the caps were given permission to be in the private links. So the fault isn't on Anticirclejerk or the ACJ mod, but the component that decided to make the screencap." - Anon

Comments

GAME HATE

[(Anonymous)]

CAPE AND COWL

[(Anonymous)]

let's get this out of the way.

CANON HATE

[(Anonymous)]

HOMESTUCK

[(Anonymous)]

this too.

NAMEDROPPING

[(Anonymous)]

MURDER

[(Anonymous)]

getting this out of the way.

GAME PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

[(Anonymous)]

"you need a plurk for any plotting to happen"

[(Anonymous)]

(hi mom)

MEME PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

Re: MEME PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

I am going to be posting memes anons hate just to mess with you for whining all the time.

Which should I post?

ANON PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

i'll start

- anon who just posts LMAO in response to things (annoying)
- daddy (unfunny)
- rps mods (no1curr, go away)

Re: ANON PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

- anon who just posts LMAO in response to things (annoying)

good so that's not just me

things in rp you hate

[(Anonymous)]

genderswaps

there has never been one good one in the history of lj/dwrp.

Re: things in rp you hate

[(Anonymous)]

De-ageing characters to kids.

People you wish you didn't friend on plurk

[(Anonymous)]

I used to think so many of my RP partners were cool, awesome, well-adjusted people.

And then I added them on plurk.

Re: People you wish you didn't friend on plurk

[(Anonymous)]

i hope you've realized your mistake

GAMES YOU WOULD NEVER JOIN

[(Anonymous)]

And why.

Re: GAMES YOU WOULD NEVER JOIN

[(Anonymous)]

all of them because fuck going through the trouble of writing an app for you wanky bitches

Hey, mom mod?

[(Anonymous)]

Same anon from before. Could you link to the main threads in the OP? It isn't bad yet, but I would like to be able to browse once things get really comment-heavy. Thanks!

CHARACTERS YOU HATE

[(Anonymous)]

inb4 Sephiroth anon

Re: CHARACTERS YOU HATE

[(Anonymous)]

Nepeta.

I've never seen anyone play her as anything but a vapid "look at how cute she is!" moeblob.

[(Anonymous)]

sometimes i just look at my game thread on here, and then i look at everyone in my game, and i can't believe some of those people (random shitstirrers outside the game aside) are this venomous and wanky.

it's kind of beautiful.

+1

[(Anonymous)]

don't know how to put it

but it is pretty beautiful to think of how everyone has their own inner asshole

we just do different things with it.

[(Anonymous)]

why has bakerstreet been taken over by live action

[(Anonymous)]

oh my god cry more

if you don't like them don't tag them

if you want to tag anime/vidya characters tag them instead and stop your fucking whining

[(Anonymous)]

I get that a lot of people don't smoke, but if you play a chain-smoking character and put that in the app and then have them trying to quit and going from 2-3 packs a day to 2-3 cigarettes you are fucking doing it WRONG.

One pack, ONE, is twenty cigarettes. Your character does not go from 40-60 one day to 2 or 3, especially if they've smoked for a damn long time.

I fucking hate that people make OCs/young versions of canon characters/gods edgy/cool by having them smoke and then fucking up some really simple, easily obtained information. And if you call them on this and cite being a smoker or in a family of smokers they react about DID YOU KNOW THAT'S BAD FOR YOU? YOU SHOULD STOP.

I don't fucking tell you to stop drinking soda like fucking water and that's probably a damn good reason you have constant headaches, issues sleeping, etc. etc., so you can damn well shut the fuck up and take the information politely given into turning it into some sort of plurk intervention. CRAM IT UP YOUR ASS!

[(Anonymous)]

i like you

[(Anonymous)]

I hate that I can't play a Big Villain without getting jumped by every godmode wannabe hero in a game who wants to put my guy down just so they look good. I doubly hate when these heroes are angsty teens who can do everything better than my aged, experienced and manipulative villain.

+infinity and beyond

[(Anonymous)]

Holy fucking shit, this.

http://dear-mun.dreamwidth.org/1797521.html

[(Anonymous)]

"sob no canon info"

Then...why?

Re: http://dear-mun.dreamwidth.org/1797521.html

[(Anonymous)]

because yaois

[(Anonymous)]

As an alternative to the villain players bitching about godmode heroes:

I hate playing in a scenario where 90% of the players of canon villains in game are either "reformed" (aka OOC as fuck) or absolutely refuse to have their precious perfect babbus face consequences. IC actions = IC consequences, or it's OOC for everyone, you selfish pieces of shit. PLOT DOESN'T HAPPEN BECAUSE YOU DON'T FUCKING LET IT.

My character is stranded without being able to take down the people who have brutally murdered his friends and the friends of plenty of other people in game. It's OOC for him, and for any other CR of the victims. I know your character is so awesome, but you can let ours be too every once in a while, you know. Especially when the game prison practically has a revolving door.

[(Anonymous)]

you are dealing with bad rping not a bad character type

[(Anonymous)]

Oh look. It's the midfuck meme.

Again.

[(Anonymous)]

A midfuck meme huh?

Does that mean two characters suddenly find themselves in the middle of sex with no idea how it happened? Well that's awkward.

But yeah there sure is a lot of meme repeats going on, not just this mindfuck one. For a supposedly creative hobby rpers are sure lacking in imagination.

[(Anonymous)]

do we pit the villainons versus the heronons now that they're both riled up

[(Anonymous)]

Heroes godmode to victory.

[(Anonymous)]

for a place called "anticirclejerk" this place is pretty... um...

circlejerk.

seriously. i've read a few entries and it's really just petty attempts to drag up stuff due to old anger that just can't be let go of

:|

[(Anonymous)]

tits or gtfo

[(Anonymous)]

I hate it when someone playing a "badass normal" character is trying to convince themselves they're still badass in a non-powernerfed context. Yes, your character is a full-grown man with years of training. Yes, my canon's power levels are still so much higher than yours that my teenage girl probably has even if not favored odds. I'm sorry? I have no idea how to tell certain people this without seeming like a brat who insists on her kawaii pure shojo winning everything. Is that technically what I maybe am? Yeah, but you're kind of sort of the loaded canoe who insists on his ultra badass avatar beating everyone else into the dirt.

Video game players seem to be especially bad about this for some reason. There's a reason modern games have unlimited lives: Because the badass ordinary humans in them die all the freaking time. I wish more people would keep this in mind when playing out combat.

[(Anonymous)]

but... in the video game's storyline, the main character usually never dies? unless it's a part of the plot, the extra lives are usually for when the player fucks up, not the character.

[(Anonymous)]

so has anyone ever done

like

a crau of a crau

has that ever happened

[(Anonymous)]

what is a crau

[(Anonymous)]

Mom why does it always take you days to fix the links at the top of every post

[(Anonymous)]

mama doesn't need to be judged right now, tay

[(Anonymous)]

i hate when we sit on page one forever